How do you lose fourteen stone of fat?

What did one mouse say to the other

| Computer jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.

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Why accountants don't read

| Accountant jokes

Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly

| Parent jokes

A mother of two teenage boys, was constantly being asked to look for things they couldn't find. Most of the time these items were directly in front of them. Seeing her frustration over this when it happened yet again, one of her sons remarked: "It's not my fault, Mom. I don't have 'parental vi

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A little nine year old girl

| Religious jokes

A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said. "Can we leave now?" "No," her mother replied. "Well, I think I have to throw up!" "Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush." In about two m

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What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark

| Snowman jokes

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark ? Frost bite !

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How do you lose fourteen stone of fat? Dump him.