Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
| Political jokes
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.
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The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
| College jokes
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a
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How can you tell when a skunk is
| Various animal jokes
How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink!
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Why are astronauts successful
| Space jokes
Why are astronauts successful people ? Because they always go up in the world !
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Which type of comedy leaves a hamburger cold? BITING humour!