There is a
| Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Chain Smoker Barbie ...with Surgeon General's warning on box
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'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander
| School jokes
'I'm not going to school today,' Alexander said to his mother. 'The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me. 'Why ?' 'Firstly, you're 35 years old. Secondly, you're the principal.
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Doctor: Have you ever had this
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.
| Dirty jokes
The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle, in the line of fire, to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he dove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for
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Officer: Soldier, do
| Military jokes
Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No, SIR!
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Q: Why doesn’t Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?