Did you know that Dracula wants to become a

One day an out

| Business jokes

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. Unfortunately, as soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office. The zoo-keeper explains to the mime that the zoo's most popular attraction, a gorilla

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You're spending a lot of time at that

| Computer jokes

You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!

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In a psychiatrist's waiting room two

| Mental health jokes

In a psychiatrist's waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, "Why are you here?" The second answers, "I'm Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here." The first is curious and asks, "How do you know that you're Napoleon?" The second responds, "God told me I

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How do you know that peanuts are

| Elephant jokes

How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?

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What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog

| Dog jokes

What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog ? Chump chops !

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Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He’s looking for a crypt writer.