Teacher : Were you copying his sums ?
| School jokes
Teacher : Were you copying his sums ? Pupil : No Sir, just seeing if he got mine right !
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Q. What do you
| Clinton jokes
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea Clinton'
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Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to
| E-mail jokes
Why couldn't the apple send an e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
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Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a
| Zodiac jokes
Q: How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Lightbulb? What lightbulb?
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Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why do Polish police cars have stripes on the side? A: So the cops can find the handles.
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If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.