What is as big as King Kong but doesn't
| King Kong jokes
What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.
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Son:
| Parent jokes
Son: What is an autobiography? Father: Er, the story of an automobile.
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Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court
| Clinton jokes
Q: What famouse Arkansas State Supreme Court decision is Hilary Clinton famous for? A: If you divorce your wife in Arkansas, is she still your cousin?
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My parrot lays square eggs but
| Bird jokes
My parrot lays square eggs but can only say one word. What's that? Ouch!
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A little boy came downstairs crying
| Children jokes
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. ' What's wrong ?' asked his mother. Do people really come from dust, like they said in church ? he sobbed. 'In a way they do,' said his mother. ' And when they die do the turn back to dust ?'. 'Yes, they do. The little boy began to cry again. '
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Rumor has it that the new Miami baseball team will be called “Humidity” so that fans in Florida will be able to say, “It’s not the Heat that’s so bad, it’s the Humidity.”