Three animals were having a drink in a cafe,
| Money jokes
Three animals were having a drink in a cafe, when the owner asked for the money. "I'm not paying," said the duck. "I've only got one bill and I'm not breaking it." "I've spent my last buck," said the deer. "Then the duck'll have to pay," said the skunk. "Getting here cost me my last scent."
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What do you get if you cross a moth with a
| Insect jokes
What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly? An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.
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Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
| Baby jokes
Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in weight in two weeks by drinking elephant's milk. Whose baby was it? The elephant's!
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Question: What
| Dead and dying jokes
Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."
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If love is blind, why is Lingerie so
| Answer me this jokes
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?
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Teacher: Why can’t you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn’t be much point in me being here!