Wife: “Do you think of me when you’re away

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger

| Restaurant jokes

Have you ever seen a man-eating tiger ? No, but in the restaurant next door I once saw a man eating chicken !

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How does Robin hood send messages around

| E-mail jokes

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest? By tree mail!

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Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to

| Women jokes

Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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Where do you find a birthday

| Birthday jokes

Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!

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Dentist begging the patient: Could you help

| Dentist jokes

Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams? Patient: Why? Doc, it isn't all that bad this time. Dentist: There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don't want to miss the 4 o'clock ball game.

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Wife: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?” Husband: “Yes honey, I always bare you in mind.”