Why did your sister cut a hole in her
| Weather jokes
Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ? Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.
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Pupil:
| E-mail jokes
Pupil: Sir, would you mind e-mailing my exam results to my parents? Teacher: But your parents don't have a comuter. Pupil: Exactly!
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An irate father stormed into the principal's
| Parent jokes
An irate father stormed into the principal's office. "I demand to know," he screamed, "why my son Winslow was given a zero on his English examination." "Now, don't get excited," said the principal. "We'll get your Winslow's English teacher in here. I'm sure she has some explanation." A few minute
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Why does Santa's sled get such good
| Christmas jokes
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side.
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Why should you be
| Sport jokes
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats? They might be cheetahs!
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How do you catch the Easter Bunny? Hide in the bushes and make a noise like a carrot!