What was Camelot ?
| History jokes
What was Camelot ? A place where people parked their camels !
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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before
| Bath jokes
Doctor: The best time to take a bath is before retiring. Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?
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Did you
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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One day a guy was driving with his
| Car and train jokes
One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake. She turned and looked at him for an explanation. He said, "I did that by accident." She replied, "I know that, daddy." He replied, "How'd you know?" The girl said, "Because you didn't say 'ASSHOLE! afterw
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What do vampires put on their turkey at
| Christmas jokes
What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ? Grave-y !
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How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb? “You want me to change the lightbulb? I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You don’t love me anymore!”