Waiter, are there
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !
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What do you get when you cross a bumble bee
| Rabbit jokes
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
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One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang
| Zoo jokes
One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the orang-utang, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother.
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How many aardvarks can ride on an
| Aardvark jokes
How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant? Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
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Did you hear about the businessman who is so
| Business jokes
Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? It's for people who can't swim!
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !