Why was the big, hairy,
| Monster jokes
Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.
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This man says to his friend," I stopped
| Men jokes
This man says to his friend," I stopped driving 10 years ago. Now my wife drives and I just sit there and hold the wheel."
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Mrs.
| Marriage jokes
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. "Oh Marie," she said to her maid, "I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary." "I don't believe it for one minute !" Marie snapped."You're just saying that to make me jealous !!!"
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A magician was
| Travel and tourist jokes
A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each week and began to understand how the magician did
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If your dog is
| Women jokes
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep? You rock-et.