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When does a dog go "moo" ?

| Dog jokes

When does a dog go "moo" ? When it is learning a new language !

There was a guy walking down the street in San Francisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his shirt. POOF! A genie p

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Vietnamese Tradition

| Vietnamese

A soldier in Vietnam saw a local man coming down the road with his wife behind him with a bicycle loaded with all their worldly possessions. The soldier asked him why he carried nothing but a cigarette and his wife had to push the bicycle alone. The man replied, ""TRADITION"". Two weeks later he sa

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