What's long, hard, and has semen in it?
| Dirty jokes
What's long, hard, and has semen in it? A submarine!
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Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on
| Mental health jokes
Psychiatrist to Internal Revenue agent on couch: "Nonsense! No way does everyone in the world hate you -- everyone in the US perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."
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What is the golden rule for cows?
| Cow jokes
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
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What do you call a python with a great bedside
| Bed jokes
What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer.
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What is red and goes putt, putt, putt?
| Apple jokes
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
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Teacher : What is a comet ? Pupil : A star with a tail Teacher: Can you name one ? Pupil: Lassie !