Policeman: Why didn't
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why didn't you stop at that red light? Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.
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After hearing that one of the patients
| Mental health jokes
After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer's file and called him into his office. "Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're r
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Doctor, doctor, I've got a
| Pig jokes
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig.
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Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
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A lady was
| Police jokes
A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even though all the signs say not to. The fumes that came out of the gas tank ignited, severely burning her hands. But it also lit up her arm, too! Instead of rolling on the ground to put it out, she panicked. She took of
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Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !