Q. If you were lost in

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and

| Various animal jokes

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbours ? A hermit crab !

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Q: How does

| Dirty jokes

Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period.

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What should you do if you have a basset hound over

| Dog jokes

What should you do if you have a basset hound over for dinner? Have a short table!

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Two men are having an awfully slow round

| Marriage jokes

Two men are having an awfully slow round of golf because the two ladies in front of them managed to get into every sand trap, lake, and rough on the course, and they didn't bother to wave the men on through, which is proper golf etiquette. After two hours of waiting and waiting, one man said,

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One day, a grandpa and his grandson

| Old age jokes

One day, a grandpa and his grandson go golfing. The young one is really good and the old one is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the grandpa says, "When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree." So, the grandson hits the ball and it bu

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Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.