Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer."
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Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
| Cow jokes
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle? It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
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A football supporter's favourite
| Christmas jokes
A football supporter's favourite Christmas song? 'Yule never walk alone'
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There is a new Barbie
| Barbie doll jokes
There is a new Barbie doll on the market - East German Swim Team Barbie ...a Barbie head on a Ken doll'
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A man and woman where on their honeymoon
| Marriage jokes
A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman's horse mis-steps and jostles the man's wife. Once across
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After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out of a bathtub, the hospital director reviewed the rescuer’s file and called him into his office. “Mr. Haroldson, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you’re ready to go home. I’m only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck.” “Oh, he didn’t kill himself,” Mr. Haroldson replied. “I hung him up to dry.”