Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee,

What's a hairdressers's favourite

| Christmas jokes

What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'

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What's a man idea of helping with the

| Men jokes

What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by

| Farmer jokes

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging

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Why are there so many piggy banks?

| Pig jokes

Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

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When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he

| Marriage jokes

When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"

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Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?