Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border !!
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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the
| Snowman jokes
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
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What do you get when you cross a collie with a
| Dog jokes
What do you get when you cross a collie with a trumpet? A Lassie who plays brassie!
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An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the
| Ethnic jokes
An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was unused to the salt in American foods (french fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water. Time
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Give a man a fish and he will
| Men jokes
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship. On their honeymoon, they decide to take their horses through the beautiful mountain passes of Europe. As the horses were crossing a small stream, the woman’s horse mis-steps and jostles the man’s wife. Once across the stream, the man dismounts, walks over to the horse, and stares into its eyes. Finally, he states, “That’s one.” The man remounts his horse and they continue their ride. A bit further down the path, the woman’s horse stumbles when stepping over a fallen tree. The man dismounts, stares the horse in the eyes, and boldly states, “That’s two!” He returns to his saddle and they move on. As the afternoon sun began to set, the woman’s horse once again lost its footing on a mossy slope. The man dismounts, moves to the woman’s horse, and helps his wife out of the saddle the man. Moving to the front o f the horse he stares it in the eyes and firmly says, “That’s three,” removes a pistol from his vest, and shots the horse dead. The woman, quite upset at seeing the beautiful horse killed, says to her husband, “That’s terrible, why would you do such a thing!” The man stares at his wife and firmly says, “That’s one!”