Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the
| Yo momma jokes
Yo'moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck
[ read more ]
A teacher was having
| School jokes
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?" "Somebody else's pants."
[ read more ]
#NAME?'t
| Military jokes
#NAME?'t show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the general's arrival. Finally, the general comes in. - Where have you been? asks the sentry. The sergeant has already asked about you four times.
[ read more ]
Why did the vampire attack the clown?
| Vampire jokes
Why did the vampire attack the clown? He wanted the circus to be in his blood.
[ read more ]
Doctor, Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox!