Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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On what should you mount a statue of your cat
| Cat jokes
On what should you mount a statue of your cat ? A caterpillar !
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A man goes to the eye doctor. The
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A man goes to the eye doctor. The receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The receptionist asks, "Have you ever seen a doctor?" and the man replies, "No, just spots."
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An old man and his
| Dirty jokes
An old man and his wife lived deep in the hills and seldom saw many people. One day a peddler came by to sell his goods and asked the man if he or his wife wanted to buy something. "Well, my wife ain't home, she's gone down to the creek to wash clothes, but lemma see what you got," said the
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Returning from her vacation, the
| Marriage jokes
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. "But you just had two weeks off," said the boss. "Why didn't you get married then ?" "What and ruin my vacation ?" s
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Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup! Couldn’t be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.