Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here
| Waiter jokes
Patron: Didn't you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe? Waiter: Yes, and that's why they are the late heads of Europe.
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Did you
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
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Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.
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An auditor is checking the books of
| Accountant jokes
An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra flight. He rings up the pilot and asks for an explanation. "It was late at night' says the pilot, Canberra was covered in fog and I lost my bearings." "I'm sorry," says the audit
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What do you get if you cross an elephant with
| Internet jokes
What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.
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Easter is approaching. Father O’Maley checks estimates for the flower decoration of the altar. The catholic florist – $ 300. “Too expensive” moans the priest. The protestant florist – $ 250, “No, it would not be right to buy at another Christian believer, especially as the price difference is rather small.” But lo! Solly Goldberg – $ 75!!! Religion or economics? After much consideration, Solly obtains the contract. On Easter Sunday morning, Goldberg’s men deliver the flowers: wonderful roses, azaleas, camellias, tulips and carnations. O’Maley’s last reservations are discarded. When the parishioners arrive in the church, they see the magnificent flower arrangement and a ribbon with the inscription: “Jesus has risen! But the prices of Goldberg always stay the same.”