What should you do
| Dirty jokes
What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.
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I told you not to let those pigs In my office.
| Pig jokes
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!
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Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Izzard went into a Baltimore bank to cash his check. Since he didn't have an account there, the teller asked if he could identify himself. "Sure," said Izzard. "There a mirror around here?" "There's one on the wall right beside you," said the clerk. Izzard took a glance in the mirror and heaved
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Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea
| Fishing jokes
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
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Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the
| Teeth jokes
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.
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Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.