What dog would you want on your American football
| Dog jokes
What dog would you want on your American football team? A golden receiver!
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During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly
| Military jokes
During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, "How'd you learn to shoot like that ? Have you ever been in combat before?" "Well suh," drawled the boy, "To be honest, this is my first public war."
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What happens when you throw
| Gorilla jokes
What happens when you throw one banana to two hungry Apes? A banana split!
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What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather?
| Dog jokes
What kind of dog doesn't do well in hot weather? A faint Bernard!
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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
| Criminal jokes
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as
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If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can’t see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.