Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross
| Bird jokes
Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts
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A woman and her lover are on the bed in the
| Marriage jokes
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. The man then asks, "Well, where do you want a back door?"
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The night before her wedding, the
| Dirty jokes
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy." The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..." "I know how
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What profession did the parrot get into when it
| Bird jokes
What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics
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Did you hear about the village idiot
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.
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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. “Was he tall or was he short?” The businessman replies, “Both!”