A businessman hires a private detective to

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross

| Bird jokes

Why didn't the chicken skeleton cross the road ? Because he didn't have enough guts

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A woman and her lover are on the bed in the

| Marriage jokes

A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. The man then asks, "Well, where do you want a back door?"

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The night before her wedding, the

| Dirty jokes

The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. "Mom," she said, "I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy." The mother took a deep breath and began, "When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing..." "I know how

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What profession did the parrot get into when it

| Bird jokes

What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics

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Did you hear about the village idiot

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.

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A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant. The detective tells him that he needs a description and asks a few questions. “Was he tall or was he short?” The businessman replies, “Both!”