A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
| Zoo jokes
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next e
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How many lawyers does it take
| Lawyer jokes
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? Never enough.
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Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates.
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Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I'll get the fly spray !
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Big Brother: That planet
| Brother and sister jokes
Big Brother: That planet over there is Mars. Little Brother: Then that other one must be Pa's.
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Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.