Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
| Ghost jokes
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
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If you cross a telephone and a pair of
| Telephone jokes
If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get? Snippy answers.
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It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too
| Judge jokes
It seems that a lawyer had a little bit too much to drink and on his way home rear-ended the car in front of him. The lawyer got out of his car, walked over to the driver of the other car and said, "Boy, are you in trouble. I'm a lawyer!" The driver looked out his window and said, "No, you're i
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How can you help a starving cannibal?
| Cannibal jokes
How can you help a starving cannibal? Give them a hand !
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And will there be
| Travel and tourist jokes
And will there be anything else, sir? the bellboy asked after setting out an elaborate dinner for two. "No thank you," the gentleman replied. "That will be all." As the young man turned to leave, he noticed a beautiful satin negligee on the bed. "Anything for your wife ?" he asked. "Yeah!
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Customer: What is this fly doing in my alphabet soup? Waiter: Probably learning to read.