Q.) What would you call a bunch of
| Blonde jokes
Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.
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Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a
| Political jokes
Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."
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Once there was a millionaire, who collected
| Marriage jokes
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . . I have a proposition
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Jill: How did you find
| Weather jokes
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
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A violist comes
| Music jokes
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violis
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The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said, “I want you to teach me how to make my new husband happy.” The mother took a deep breath and began, “When two people love, honor, and respect each other, love can be a very beautiful thing…” “I know how to fuck, mother,” the bride-to-be interrupted. “I want you to teach me how to make a great lasagna.”