At dinner, Seth said to his father,
| Parent jokes
At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a helluva lot' ain't the right answer."
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Why is polar bear cheap to have as a
| Various animal jokes
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !
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Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek?
| Music jokes
Q: Why don't violists play hide and seek? A: Because no one will look for them.
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was
| Music jokes
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
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What did the baby
| Bird jokes
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ? 'Dad, dad, look what marma-laid' !
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Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?” Tim patted down the last heap of earth then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your cat.”