Did you hear about the tree's
| Birthday jokes
Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!
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Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.
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Why were the vets and pounds
| Weather jokes
Why were the vets and pounds mad? It was raining cats and dogs
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How to you tell the
| Elephant jokes
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ? Try picking them up !
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Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one’s exposure. One third of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers; two thirds are caused by non-drunk drivers. Therefore, the safest way to drive is drunk and VERY fast.