An American tourist went into

What did the calf say to the silo?

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What did the calf say to the silo? "Is my fodder in there?"

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ?

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Where do frogs keep their treasure ? In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow !

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Why did the monster stop playing with his

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Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

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What do you call pigs in a demolition derby? Crashing boars.

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You're spending a lot of time at that

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You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!

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An American tourist went into a restaurant in a Spanish provincial city for dinner, and asked to be served the specialty of the house. When the dish arrived, he asked what kind of meat it contained. “Senor, these are the cojones,” the waiter replied. “The what, you say?” exclaimed the tourist. “They are the testicles of the bull killed in the ring today,” explained the waiter. The tourist gulped but tasted the dish anyway, and found it delicious. Returning the following evening, he asked for the same dish. After he finished the meal, the tourist commented to the waiter: “Today’s cojones are much saltier and smaller than the ones I had yesterday.” “True, senor,” agreed the waiter. “You see the bull, he does not always lose.”