As a hooker
| Dirty jokes
As a hooker was dressing, she turned to her customer and asked, "Have you just gotten out of prison?" "Yeah," the guy replied. "How did you guess? Is it because I wanted to have sex from the rear?" "Partly." She said. "But more because when we finished, you ran around in front of me, bent
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An old Indian lined up all of
| Ethnic jokes
An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Nobody answered him. He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Again nobody answered. The old Indian said, "I tell story of Georgie and
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Whats the difference between premenstrual
| Dirty jokes
Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem.
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What's a rabbits' favorite book?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite book? Hop on Pop.
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Two Scots,
| Ethnic jokes
Two Scots, father and son, go to America. - Daddy, when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim.
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Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.