Patient:Do you extract teeth
| Dentist jokes
Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist
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How do you get a cut-price parrot ?
| Bird jokes
How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !
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What do witches eat at Halloween?
| Halloween jokes
What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.
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FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a
| Monster jokes
FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it.
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Once a madman said, “Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, “Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan.”