Once a madman said, “Do you know there is a

What snakes are good at sums ?

| Snake jokes

What snakes are good at sums ? Adders !

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Patient:Do you extract teeth

| Dentist jokes

Patient:Do you extract teeth painlessly? Dentis: "Not always, the other day I nearly dislocated my wrist

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How do you get a cut-price parrot ?

| Bird jokes

How do you get a cut-price parrot ? Plant bird seed !

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What do witches eat at Halloween?

| Halloween jokes

What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

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FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a

| Monster jokes

FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you can't! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster with one hand and I'll prove it.

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Once a madman said, “Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, “Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan.”