A man has spent many days
| Business jokes
A man has spent many days crossing the desert without water. His camel has died of thirst. He's crawling through the sands, certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden he sees a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him. He crawls to the object, pulls it
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Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach
| Weather jokes
Two Viking invaders are trudging up the beach in the pouring rain. One looks skywards and says, "So this is England. What's it like?" The other snarls, "Well, if you like the weather, you'll love the food."
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My computer made a funny sound the other
| Computer jokes
My computer made a funny sound the other day. Of course, I've never heard it get thrown out a window before.
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What's the difference between a rooster and a
| Dirty jokes
What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?
| Bird jokes
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !
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PE Teacher: Why did you kick that ball straight at the school computer? Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.