Doctor: Nurse, how is that little
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night? Nurse: No change yet.
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How many skunks do you need to make a
| Various animal jokes
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!
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Why did the stupid racing car driver
| Car and train jokes
Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.
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How does the vicar explore the
| Internet jokes
How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.
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Party Host: Hello?
| Telephone jokes
Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: I'm trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: I'd be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?
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IRS Agent: What’s all this? Bracken: Well, you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here’s some by Willie Nelson, Tammy Wynette, and Garth Brooks . . .