What is the golden rule for cows?
| Cow jokes
What is the golden rule for cows? Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!
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What do you call an aardvark that plays
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!
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What do you call a 100
| Frog jokes
What do you call a 100 year old frog ? An old croak !
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How can you tell elephants love to
| Travel and tourist jokes
How can you tell elephants love to travel ? They are always packing their trunk !
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Why was the centipede dropped from the insect
| Insect jokes
Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team ? He took too long to put his boots on !
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During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, “How’d you learn to shoot like that ? Have you ever been in combat before?” “Well suh,” drawled the boy, “To be honest, this is my first public war.”