Three men die in a car accident
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second ma
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A friend
| Divorce jokes
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll
| Face jokes
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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Lawyer: "Let me
| Lawyer jokes
Lawyer: "Let me give you my honest opinion." Client: "No, no. I'm paying for professional advice."
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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first
| Clinton jokes
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet? They were both dating the same girl in high school.
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Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out? Because it goes right out of your head.