What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her
| Pig jokes
What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail? "That's the end of me!"
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What song to snakes like to sing ?
| Snake jokes
What song to snakes like to sing ? Viva Aspana !
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Three Republicans walk into a bar.
| Political jokes
Three Republicans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve Republicans here." The Republicans say, "That's OK...We don't serve you either.
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Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So
| Dog jokes
Q: Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog? - A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.
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Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is
| Food jokes
Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.
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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !