A person checks into a hotel for

What do you call a ghost with a broken

| Ghost jokes

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? Hoblin Goblin.

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Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his

| Dirty jokes

Pinnochio had been getting complaints from his girlfriend. "Every time we make love," she said, "I get splinters." So Pinocchio went back to his maker, Gipetto the carpenter, for advice. "Sandpaper," said the carpenter. "That's what you need." So Pinocchio took some sheets of sandpaper and went

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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank,

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

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'Five dollars for one question! said the girl

| Money jokes

'Five dollars for one question! said the girl to the fortune-teller. 'That's very expensive,isn't it ?' 'Next!

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A person checks into a hotel for the first time in his life, and goes up to his room. Five minutes later he calls the desk and say, “You’ve given me a room with no exit. How do I leave?” The desk clerk says, “Sir, that’s absurd. Have you looked for the door?” The person says, ” Well, there’s one door that leads to the bathroom. There’s a second door that goes into the closet. And there’s a door I haven’t tried, but it has a ‘do not disturb’ sign on it.”