One time Father Christmas lost his
| Christmas jokes
One time Father Christmas lost his underpants. That's how he got the name Saint Knickerless!
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Titus was on a
| Idiot and fool jokes
Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. "It's amazing," he said to the other people, "that such a small fan could lift all these people!"
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While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a
| Fishing jokes
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!" "Naw," the man hollered bac
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Jim sees his neighbor out back building
| Idiot and fool jokes
Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on. "So, uh, I guess you believe Y2K is a biggie huh?" "Naw", says the neighbor. "Ah's jes' stockin' the bunker now, 'cuz if I did it any other time, people'd think ah's n
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What is the difference between a blind man and a
| Blind jokes
What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go, the other can't go to sea.
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Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. “Thanks for the refill!”