A police officer attempts to stop a car for
| Police jokes
A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over. The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give
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What did the elephant say to the famous
| Elephant jokes
What did the elephant say to the famous detective ? It's ele-mentary, my dear Sherlock !
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What happens when two burgers fall in
| Burger jokes
What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!
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What do you say if you meet a toad ?
| Frog jokes
What do you say if you meet a toad ? Wart's new !
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A few women were discussing diet tips. When it
| Women jokes
A few women were discussing diet tips. When it was mentioned that getting enough exercise and sleep were just as important as watching food intake, one woman responded with surprise that sleep was a factor. Another replied: "Of course sleep is a factor. The only time I'm not eating is when I
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There’s a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting “57, 57, 57.” A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, “Sure.” So the two jump up and down counting “57, 57, 57.” Suddenly, the brunette jumps onto the curb and the blonde gets hit by a truck. The brunette goes back into the street and starts jumping again, counting “58, 58, 58.”