Men are like cement.
| Dirty jokes
Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
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I went to see my doctor to see if he could help
| Food jokes
I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No - I can't get the chocolate to light.
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The boss called one of his employees into the
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The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. "Just
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One day in the Garden of
| Men jokes
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" c
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In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a
| Food jokes
In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fight in a grocery store. After arguing loudly, the couple began throwing sweet potatoes at each other. Eventually, the man allegedly threw the woman into several vegetable racks,
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Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred – One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.