One day in the Garden of
| Men jokes
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!" "What's the problem, Eve?" "Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I'm just not happy." "Why is that, Eve?" c
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling
| Rabbit jokes
How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins!
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A man and a little boy entered a
| Hair and bald jokes
A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment - shave, shampoo, manicure, haircut, etc. - he placed the boy in the chair. "I'm goin' to buy a green tie to wear for the parade," he said. "I'll be back in a few minutes." When the boy's haircut
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How do you shoot a great white shark?
| Various animal jokes
How do you shoot a great white shark? Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun!
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What famous pig actor made a movie about
| Pig jokes
What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine? Boaris Karloff.
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It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing.” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”