The farmer goes to town one day and happens
| Business jokes
The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer. "Not very good, I haven't sold a tractor in months, How are things on the farm?" asked the salesman. "Well-- The other day I went out to the barn to milk that old c
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Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it
| Marriage jokes
Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.
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The Moral of the Story is:
| Vietnamese
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.... The next day Billy tells his story.... ""My dad fought in the Vietnam war, his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with
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Conductor, do you stop
| Bus jokes
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a
| Military jokes
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire c
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Doctor, doctor, I’ve got a little sty. Then you’d better buy a little pig.