Q: What did one strawberry say to the
| Food jokes
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:"Look at the jam you've gotten us into!"
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My wife asked me "What's on the TV?"
| Women jokes
My wife asked me "What's on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"
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Vietnamese Tradition
| Vietnamese
A soldier in Vietnam saw a local man coming down the road with his wife behind him with a bicycle loaded with all their worldly possessions. The soldier asked him why he carried nothing but a cigarette and his wife had to push the bicycle alone. The man replied, ""TRADITION"". Two weeks later he sa
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Josh sent a
| Letter jokes
Josh sent a letter to his folks. He told about a ten-mile hike he had taken. His father wrote back saying, 'In my day I thought nothing of walking ten miles. Josh wrote back, 'To tell the truth, I didn't think much of it either.
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How many cafeteria staff does it take to
| Restaurant jokes
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb? "Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I've just cashed up."
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OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman’s means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.