Tuba Player: Did you hear
| Music jokes
Tuba Player: Did you hear my last recital? Friend: I hope so.
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Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
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A blonde is suffering from a
| Dirty jokes
A blonde is suffering from a sore throat so she goes to see the doctor. She explains the problem to the doctor who asks her to sit down. He gets out his light and says "Open wide." "I can't" replies the blonde, "the chair's fitted with arms."
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How can you spell too much with two
| Spelling jokes
How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).
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Q: Why do blondes have little holes all
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
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Q: If called to testify in a trial how long will it before before Clinton commits perjury? A: When he’s sworn in.