What is a monster’s favourite society?

How does a cheerleader answer the phone?

| Telephone jokes

How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!

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What did the dog do when the panhandler

| Dog jokes

What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him, naturally.

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Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in

| Computer jokes

Five cannibals get appointed as programmers in an IT company. During the welcoming ceremony the boss says: "You're all part of our team now. You can earn good money here, and you can go to the company canteen for something to eat. So don't trouble the other employees." The cannibals promis

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On some air bases the Air Force is on one

| Military jokes

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the control tower in the middle. One day the tower received a call from an aircraft asking, "What time is it?" The tower responded, "Who is calling?" The aircraft replie

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Q: How many Librans does it take to change a

| Zodiac jokes

Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really. I guess it depends on the bulb and where it burned out. It might perhaps take just one if it's just an ordinary bulb, but maybe two if the person doesn't know where to find a new light bulb, or perhaps

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What is a monster’s favourite society? The Consumers’ Association.