On the way to
| Children jokes
On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it. 'Be still, my heart,' thought my friend, 'my daughter wants to follow in my footsteps! Then the child spoke to the instrument: "Welcome to McDonald's. May
[ read more ]
What did the aardvark say when he lost
| Aardvark jokes
What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!
[ read more ]
What song do burgers sing on the
| Burger jokes
What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!
[ read more ]
What happened when the girl dressed as a
| Halloween jokes
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldn't stir without her.
[ read more ]
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. “If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I’m against it.” “But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I’m for it.” “This is my final position, and I will not compromise!”