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| Restaurant jokes
Can I have some two-handed cheese, please? a man in a restaurant asked the waiter. "What do you mean, 'two-handed cheese'?' asked the waiter. "You know, the kind you eat with one hand and hold your nose with the other."
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Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test?
| Music jokes
Q. What did the bagpiper get on his I.Q. test? A. Drool.
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How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex?
| Dirty jokes
How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her.
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Q: What is the best Iraqi job ?
| Military jokes
Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador
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A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
| Zoo jokes
A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next e
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What are a parrot’s favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!