What sort of an act do you do?
| Teeth jokes
What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
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Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ?
| Insect jokes
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist ? To improve his bite !
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Q. How do you drown a blonde?
| Blonde jokes
Q. How do you drown a blonde? A1. Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2. Stick a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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When is a farmer like a magician?
| Cow jokes
When is a farmer like a magician? When he turns his cow into pasture.
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One day while walking down the street
| Heaven and hell jokes
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter himself. "Welcome to Heaven," said St.Peter. "Before you get settled in though, it seems we have
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Q: How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What do you mean change it? It’s a perfectly good bloody bulb! We have had it for a thousand years and it has worked just *fine*.